Aries (March 21 – April 20)
Loud, over-confident, with way too many Y-chromosomes and a will of titanium clad granite. Aries are impulsive creatures. They can be immature, selfish and impatient at times.
Taurus (April 21– 21 May 21)
Taurus is possessive, materialistic, and sometimes vain. They sometimes need to be forcefully taught the golden rule. They’re stubborn and can be overly self-indulgent and lazy.
Gemini [May 22– 21 June 21)
Gemini are like a few different personalities rolled into one. A real grab bag, if you will. You never know what you’re going to get. They enjoy tons of different interests and tend to consider themselves the master of all of them.
Cancer [June 22– July 22)
Cancer is the crab for a reason. They’re moody suns of guns. Cancer doesn’t leave their comfort zone all that easily and they tend to be easily offended. Sorry, Cancer.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Leo tends to be charming and lovable, but they often charm and love themselves the most. They demand attention and will try to be the center of it at all times. For Leo, everything revolves around them.
Virgo (August 23 –September 22)
Be careful when you’re hanging out with a Virgo, because they tend to be much more judgmental than the other signs. They’re perfectionists, so even so much as a crooked smile can set them off and have them gossiping.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Libras tend to move slowly and take far too long to make decisions. They’re also perfectionists, and will do anything to make others happy, including sacrificing their own values.
Scorpio (October 23– November 22)
Hell hath no fury like a Scorpio scorned. They’re passionate but tend to be manipulative and fiery. For them, bad moods are a baseline. Down is the only direction from there.
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
Sagittarians are well known for being blunt, and their bluntness borders on tasteless at times. They tend to be know-it-alls.
Capricorn (December 22–January 20)
Capricorns are controllers. They don’t really go with the flow. They often use people for their own benefit and thrive on gossip and negativity.
Aquarius (January 21– February 19)
Aquarius thinks they’re so logical and smart, meaning they’re quick to judge others. They spend a lot of time living in their own heads and seem detached. They often give good advice but almost never follow it.
Pisces (February 20 – March 20)
Pisces lacks direction. They tend to be space cadets and accidentally aloof. They’re supposed to be the oldest and wisest sign, but they tend to be gullible.
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